[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Mister, you are about to get the best blowjob in the western hemisphere!" (Natalie was good but just short of world domination)
2. "No No No! NO MORE FACIALS!" ( Some women don't like 'em...actually, probably most.)
3. VIP Video is running a special: Buy two butt plugs and they provide a willing butt to plug.
4. "If I have to fuck all your buddies again, I'm gonna need a Red Bull!" (Beth was finding her 'open marriage' exhausting)
5. The first kiss after the altar.
6. Dave woke up to discover someone had given him a sex change in the middle of the night.
7. You think lesbisns are better at eating pussy because they have one? Naw...it's because they are constantly practicing.
8. Looking down her, Mike felt as he had just given a facial to a bird.
9. Mindy was obsessed with Halloween...she even celebrated in the middle of the summer.
10. Safety tip: This is what happens when you get too close to a wanker. Keep your distance at all times.