View Single Post
  #245  
Old 10-22-2014, 03:23 PM
Ghost In Oblivion's Avatar
Ghost In Oblivion Ghost In Oblivion is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Oblivion
Posts: 2,711
Thanks: 43,606
Thanked 80,910 Times in 2,834 Posts
Default Hump day humor

1. Mister, you are about to get the best blowjob in the western hemisphere!" (Natalie was good but just short of world domination)
2. "No No No! NO MORE FACIALS!" ( Some women don't like 'em...actually, probably most.)
3. VIP Video is running a special: Buy two butt plugs and they provide a willing butt to plug.
4. "If I have to fuck all your buddies again, I'm gonna need a Red Bull!" (Beth was finding her 'open marriage' exhausting)
5. The first kiss after the altar.
6. Dave woke up to discover someone had given him a sex change in the middle of the night.
7. You think lesbisns are better at eating pussy because they have one? Naw...it's because they are constantly practicing.
8. Looking down her, Mike felt as he had just given a facial to a bird.
9. Mindy was obsessed with Halloween...she even celebrated in the middle of the summer.
10. Safety tip: This is what happens when you get too close to a wanker. Keep your distance at all times.
Attached Images
File Type: jpeg 1843858236.jpeg (154.5 KB, 172 views)
File Type: jpeg 946852375.jpeg (113.0 KB, 68 views)
File Type: jpeg 1296519277.jpeg (202.4 KB, 246 views)
File Type: jpeg 297226556.jpeg (115.0 KB, 145 views)
File Type: jpeg 1843707416.jpeg (153.1 KB, 174 views)
File Type: jpeg 848318320.jpeg (147.7 KB, 108 views)
File Type: jpeg hey_kitty_001087.jpeg (234.3 KB, 116 views)
File Type: jpeg 827563709.jpeg (217.9 KB, 113 views)
File Type: jpeg 180814631.jpeg (65.6 KB, 60 views)
File Type: jpeg 854420578.jpeg (70.9 KB, 110 views)
__________________
Make one dream come true...you only live twice.
Reply With Quote
The Following 31 Users Say Thank You to Ghost In Oblivion For This Useful Post: