We have to thank our lucky stars that thieves are generally opportunistic and after a few quid and not filthy perverts like us

Steel - Sell, very little intersection with the device.
Saying that when my house was broken into last summer (while I was out the country on holiday) my neighbour (a police man) called me to say he'd been round the house to do a room check and apologised for not managing to do it before the mother in law had been in to clean up..."Why's that" I said "well, she had to tide up your 80's porn collection that was thrown all over the bedroom" God knows what she saw as when I got home, sure enough it was all titled onto a nice neat little pile at the side of our bed along with any actual risqué photos that were in my stash too...