[stevezr1]

Originally Posted by outlander2

I have always done my best to avoid situations where I might get so drunk as to be fucked by a midget.

LOL!!
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Regarding that.......... A wise man once told me:
Doesn't matter what you wake up with in your bed in the morning.
But you know you've crossed the line when you wake up with your head hanging over the side,
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and you see two pair of men's shoes.......
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BTW, understand this as humor, not homophobia!