[George VI]

There was a rumor about my kid’s middle school science teacher being seen moonlighting at the same strip club as the earlier story, but I’m not so quick to believe this one. Supposedly the older brother of one of her students came to school open house, and claimed he recognized her from the strip club. She was an amazingly hot teacher, perhaps the sexiest teacher I’ve seen ever, a tall beautiful shapely brunette who tended to wear short and extremely tight skirts at school, even at open house. She only taught there one year, and it was a year later that I heard the rumor. With her, I would have gone over there with a wad of twenties and kept her grinding on my lap all night. I don’t think that she would have been too quick to tell anybody else in town that the dad of one of her students came by to dry hump her at her stripper job.