[George VI]

Have you known any women who had jobs that were potentially sexier than the normal corporate or retail job, if not outright scandalous, where you wished you could have been a fly on the wall at their place of work to watch what went on there?

NEIGHBOR GIRL TURNED STRIPPER

An obvious one is the local girl who became a teenage stripper. I’d watched her playing on the softball teams, and knew her parents a little, and the girl knew me by name. She wasn’t a major babe, but wasn't white trash or skanky looking or anything. She was just sort of cute and busty. Little doubt she'd been catching other dads' attention in her tight softball uniform on the pitcher's mound. As soon as she turned eighteen, while she was still in high school, she got a job at the local strip club. She talked openly about it at school, and her parents told numerous people about it and told about all of the money she was making. Frankly I gave a few minutes’ thought about going over there and getting a few lap dances from her, but since she was openly discussing her job, it wouldn't do to have her telling people around town, “Mr. Butcher stopped by the other night and paid me for lap dances.” But I wondered how many of her classmates, coaches, and dads who knew her went to visit her and paid to rub on her.