My wife, her very uptight sister (stayed a virgin until her death in her late 50's), and I were touristing many years ago, and to save $$$, we shared a room with two beds. I slept with my wife, and my sister-in-law slept in the other bed.
One night, after a very tiring day, I woke up and found my wife spooned against me. So, she lifted her nightgown and spread her legs; I lifted my nightshirt and slid into place. We slowly rocked back and forth until I came and slid out, then we both rearranged our clothes and went back to sleep. All the while, we both listened to my sister-in-law's steady breathing as she slept very soundly.
The first night we went touristing, my sister-in-law asked why we were bothering to get a room with two beds. She asked if we couldn't sleep all three in one bed, with my wife in the middle. I looked a her and asked what she'd do if I, half-asleep, grabbed her in the middle of the night. She looked at me and very seriously said "Twin beds!".
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