Tina's iCloud gets hacked
Tina almost comically tried to sit her big round bottom down at the computer desk, struggling to make her wooden chair stop creaking as she moved from side to side to get situated. She adjusted her white T shirt over her small but reasonably proportionate boobs, making sure her nipples were not showing too much, and turned on her computer.
She went back to various websites she was checking for more nude celebrity leaks, as this really intrigued her and made her so thankful. "Thank GOD this isn't my body being picked apart and made fun of like these poor girls!" she said as she pondered how she would react if this ever happened to her, her cheeks turning red at the thought of her other cheeks or parts of her front side being exposed. She looked back at her soft and large bottom and giggled, saying "we're safe for now big girl".
Tina was an average weight girl with an onion booty, and was harassed about her butt quite often. No matter how many times she tried to file complaints to Human Resources at her rather low paying job at the greeting card company, she was always passed over in one way or another. This lead to her having to simply deal with comments like "WOW! This pizza is bigger than Tina's booty!" in the break room or attempts to grab her bottom or lift her skirt/depants her. Luckily no one had succeeded in grabbing her ass though, as this was one of her biggest fears.
She never expected what she saw next though. On all of the iCloud leaks she was scrolling through, one she recognized immediately. Thankfully her face was hidden, but her small tits were not. She was bare-boobed, her dime sized nipples immediately visible and slightly erect from the cold of the bathroom she took the topless selfie in. When she clicked the picture though...she saw her face in the full sized image. The most embarrassing part of all was the clearly reluctant and EXTREMELY nervous face she was making, she clearly did not want to take them. They were shots she had taken to submit to a modeling agency about two months ago.
Then she remembered her immediate reply to the photos she sent, the extremely rude letter read "Dear big booty, sorry I forgot your name, but that thing is way too big and embarrassing to be associated with this company. We wish you luck in all of your future big bottomed endeavors, but we don't even have bikinis to fit that thing for our summer shoots!". Tina thought "Oh my god...that means... is THAT on here too?!" Her worst nightmare almost immediately came true.
Her phone rang. "Hello?" she said, nervously. It was her friend Janet. "Oh my gosh girl! I would NOT go on Facebook right now!" but of course Tina's curiosity was piqued and she went on anyway. She was greeted immediately by a close up shot of her prickly yet relatively unshaven crotch and immediately screamed as loud as she could, hanging up the phone. The picture read "Guess who ALSO has shots of that glorious booty? Me!". "Stupid! Freaking! iCloud! It was her best guy friend and tech savvy intellectual, Jordan. She was unaware of how many people wanted to see her big, round bottom naked, but the last thing she wanted was for that to be seen.
He commented below "Every time someone leaves a complaint, you get closer to seeing that big, stinky pumpkin booty!", and linked everyone to her company's website "If she gets 60 complaints in the next 15 minutes, we all get to see a round, bare bottom that was made for shaking". She had a knee jerk reaction and replied "My booty is NOT stinky!" which got several "LOL" replies immediately. She knew Jordan was mischievous and loved to embarrass and humiliate women, but she never expected to be a victim. "Your embarrassment = *boing!*" he replied with a wink icon. His comment got a total of 36 likes in one minute, hers got none.
She then got the worst call of her life. As the phone rang, she nervously moved her hand towards it. It was her boss, Jimmy. "Oh how I've waited to say this ever since Frank hired your embarrassing cannonball butt, You're fired." Her face went pale as her mouth dropped, and the phone along with it, hitting the ground with a dramatic thud. It was worse than she thought. On the top of her news feed with already 50 shares and 323 likes, a video.
She clicked it and watched. With dramatic slide whistle sound effects added in at the big finish, she watched as she jokingly shook her bottom at a zoomed in, high definition camera, wearing a two piece red bikini. "Amanda's pool party!" she remembered as she watched her tight bikini bottoms being yanked down by a curious boy who's face she did not recognize. With a loud "BEEEEEE- YOOP!" her bikini bottoms came crashing to the ground in slow motion, her magnificent ghetto booty popping out and jiggling as an added laugh track played. Her cheeks jiggling from the booty shaking caused them to part briefly, but enough for the video to pause and zoom in on her exposed tighter than snakeskin booty hole, saying "bullseye!". Then her name, address, phone number, and face all appeared at once. She was so embarrassed even her butt cheeks were red. The phone rang.
Last edited by csh150; 10-02-2014 at 01:41 PM.
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