Skinny. Hairy. Humor
1. "Now why would my dear husband ask me to get on the floor and open my mouth?"
2. "Oh. Mystery solved."
3. "My imitation of Kevin Kline in 'A Fish Called Wanda' You have to (sniff!) see the movie.
4. "Is this why everyone keeps calling me hairy?"
5. "Whew...that wasn't nearly as bad as the last time I was down here, as a matter of..."
6. (Gulp, gulp, swallow) "Ok...I take that back...it's WORSE than last time!"
7. "Here honey, take two...they're small."
8. Opera was her original career goal.
9. "I always wanted a white moustache, just like Grampa! Well...not EXACTLY like Grampa. "
10. To be labled as having "sl*tty titties" It is a hard and shameful thing.
Ghost loves the "skinny, hairy" wife. ♡
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