[wolf86]

Several years ago my wife and I were staying with another couple in a hotel room at the beach. The second night we were there I was just about to fall asleep when I started hearing slapping noises and grunts from the room next door. Not much longer I could hear a girl start moaning "oh... oh... oh..." over and over and over again. Normally this would be really hot but the way this girl was moaning, it sounded like she was totally bored and it was in the same monotone over and over, no change in speed, volume, or pitch. This went on at least 10-15 minutes. I had kind of sat up a bit listening and I looked over to the other bed to see if anybody else was still awake and hearing this. The other guy then leaned up and we looked at each other for a couple seconds before we both just burst out laughing. This woke the girls up and they wanted to know what the hell was so funny so we told them, complete with our imitations of the moans. They ended up laughing at us and wanted to hear for themselves but the noise had stopped so we eventually all went to sleep.

The next night, about the same time, she started up again, so the other guy and I immediately woke the girls up so they could listen. We all sat there and listened for a good 30 minutes, trying to keep our laughter quiet. This time, it sounded like the guy was being really rough with her, judging from the volume of the flesh slapping sounds, at times going jackhammer fast. Through it all, the girl never changed her moans one bit, not even when the guy let out a huge grunt as we assumed he climaxed. This was about 10 minutes into the session. Then not more than 15 seconds had passed before we could hear slapping sounds again, this time in a different rhythm and punctuated periodically by what we guessed were spankings. This continued for not quite 10 minutes and still the girl never changed a sound. Again, only a few seconds passed between the guy climaxing and it started up again, with yet a different rhythm. This time it was slower but it was causing the bedframe or headboard to smack into our wall which was really loud. We all sat there laughing as silently as we could, almost to the point of tears. When this guy finally finished he literally bellowed and made the bed really slam into the wall. And throughout this whole thing, the girl never changed her moans. This, coupled with what otherwise sounded like really hardcore rough sex with at least 2 guys, was too much and we finally had to burst out laughing out loud.

The way the sex itself sounded you would have expected to hear screams of pleasure, not all those monotonous moans. She truly sounded as if she could not have been more bored. Her moans were so incongruous to everything else that it really just made it comical, and not even remotely a turn on! We tried the whole trip to get a look at who was staying in that room, but never could to our dismay. And to this day, if any of the four of us start imitating those moans, the rest of us will crack up laughing to the point of tears.