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Go to the sporting goods aisle and grab some fishing weights and line. Make sure to pick up the smallest weights, pause, pretending to think about it and put them back on the shelf and grab much heavier ones.

If you are really feeling randy, get some live bait. Nothing like new uncharted sex territory and the thought of live worms to mind fuck a girl. Besides you can use them when you go fishing this weekend with your buddies.

Lean down to her and give her a reassuring kiss on the forehead to make up for screwing with her even though she doesn't know you were.

Back to the Home department again. Locate the laundry line and grab a pack. The clothespins should be right there. Grab a big bag of the old fashioned wooden kind. When she says wide eyed, "What are those for?" Smile an evil smile and giggle.

On your way out of the Home department grab an extendable shower curtain rod. You may need to use it as a spreader bar or want to put in her pussy once she is bound.

Saving the best for last, make your way to the equine aisle. Note the look on her face as she sees all of the whips. If she starts to cry, leave the cart and get out of there with her as fast as you can. She is not the girl for you.