1. Watch out boy, she'll chew you up. Whoa...here she comes...she's a man eater. (With apologies to Hall and Oates)
2. Believe it or not, some men can't choose what to suck on. I'll take what's behind the bottles, thank you.
3. OK! You can park your unauthorized vehicle here...no problem!
4. "Ohhhh I am The Cum Claw! Beware!"
5. The look says it all. She doesn't like the idea of a golden shower. ( They aren't permitted in this forum anyway)
6. A lesbian affair with one's self is safer than messing with all those real female partner emotions.
7. "He's got her in a leg lock...but what's this? She is pulling a cockbite maneuver! This wrestling match is over!"
8. Pia just remembers she forgot to put on her clothes. Smoking makes Pia forgetful.
9. Pia forgot to back up important documents. Smoking makes Pia forgetful.
10. Pia forgets to show enthusiasm during sex...I vote we get Pia some gum, patches, etc...PIA! KICK THE HABIT!
(The Ghost loves ya, Pia, but would like to see you give up those nasty ciggys.)