Wife just asked me tonight what it would take for me to go back out and get her a pack of cigarettes.
My answer:
[A]
"If you stay home, you have to stay topless all night."
[B]
"If you go out with {her new boyfriend we hooked up with over craigslist} you would have to grab one of these (as I said this, I placed her hand on top of my growing hard-on) and check how big it is." Note: so far they've had 2 dates and she only let him play with her tits (he lifted her bra up in a car and touched and sucked her tits), and they have kissed. She hasn't gotten to his cock yet ....
So she took option B and I'm waiting to hear from her right now. I said if he's bigger than me, either she or he should text "Bigger" to me. I said if he's smaller, she probably shouldn't text at all.
