Neighbors
Somehow, I am the assigned and trusted neighbor for my block.
Needless to say, I have enjoyed many fresh tampons, wet panties and even a few fresh condoms depending on the house.
I usually hit the laundry basket first, then the bedside drawers. My latested find included her pipe, planned parenthood free condoms and her birth control pills. The panties were fresh and slimey with no "bleach" smell.
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