1. There goes all that expensive bridge work!
2. Hubby in background: " Maybe this isn't such a good idea...she never has this much fun with me!"
3. Ben found maintaining an erection difficult with his brother's filmmaking hobby always intruding.
4. This is the sort of smile you see before she bites off the head. Crazy Brenda is the wrong chick to seduce.
5. "I thought these things were supposed to stand up!"
6. After six hours of going over computer tax records with the IRS investigator, Linda makes her anger known.
7. Marty the curious cat picked an inconvenient time to knock over the fine china cabinet.
8. German humor...Peter thinks he is one cool dude. Greta does not zink zo.
9. His wife thinks Superman jerks off way too fast...
10. Poor lonely Paola...reduced to this. Maybe someone will take pity. (Ha! As if she were EVER lonely or without a real cock!)
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