A friend of mine asked me if I'd help him move his mother to a retirement home, she had a PC and it needed to be disconnected from the house and setup in her new room. Alan's mother is 85 and had a pretty nice PC, she used it every day to write her poems and browse the web.
I got it all disconnected and put in my car and asked if I coud help with the other stuff, there were bags and boxes all over the house. They were waiting for the movers to come and asked if I would take a couple of pieces of luggage by the door, personal stuff she didn't want to trust with the movers. I went to grab them, a suitcase and a flowered zippered bag, only the bag wasn't zippered shut and I could see inside, it was full of an impressive collection of sex toys. A Hitachi wand, some dildos, nip clips and a lot of brightly colored things which coud have been butt plugs. I figured 'good for her', if I get to that age I hope I still have a raging libido.
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