Well ours was short but somewhat funny!
A few years ago I was seeing a very attractive woman from Australia. She is, or was then, 5'4" 108 lbs, blond and quite fit. We were staying in a nice hotel near LAX awaiting a flight the following day. We were both tired and we decided to stay in and order some wings etc...
As we awaited the delivery guy she got out of her clothes and poured us a drink. I of course stayed dressed to get the food and a while later there was a knock on our door.
She waited sitting on the bed completely naked watching TV. The guy handed me the food all at once and I couldn't hold the food in the boxes and pay him so I blocked the door open and walked in a placed the boxes on the bed.
I turned around and walked back to pay him and get my change and I heard her behind me turning off lights. I saw the look on the guy's face and I turned around and saw her standing facing the TV pouring another drink for us. I called her name and she looked over to me and saw that the door was wide open and the guy was eyeing her with a huge smile on his face. She screamed so loud she ran and jumped on the bed.... The guy said "man she's fucking hot" and I said thanks and sorry and he said you wouldn't believe how many times this happens. I closed the door and laughed at her while she was standing on the bed.
I asked her why she freaked out and she said it startled her and she panicked. Hell, she's a nude beach girl and hundreds of people have seen her nude.
