Funny stories, Guys! But I once made an even worse mistake (IMO)...
Many years ago, back in the late 70's, I once found myself in a store, walking behind this woman. Long, blonde hair down past her shoulders (I love LONG hair), silky, white translucent blouse and "painted-on" blue jeans. I mean, her jeans were so tight that I don't know how she got into them! They accented an ass to die for! For a few short minutes, while she was in front of me, I watched her cute little ass wiggle as she walked and found myself having to "adjust" to try and hide a growing hard-on caused by that perfect ass. I couldn't help but be mesmerized!
When she stopped in the isle to get something off one of the shelves, I walked on past. Like I said, her blouse was kind of see-thru and as I passed her, I noticed that I couldn't see a bra strap at her back. This was too good to be true - no bra!
After giving her a few seconds to get what she needed, I looked behind me, hoping to get a glimpse of her nipples, sure to show through the material, or at least to watch her breasts bounce as she walked. She had continued to walk right behind me and her shirt was opened almost to the navel. Unfortunately all it was showing was a hairy chest! Worse yet, when I looked up to her face, I found a mustache on a distinctly masculine face. To my dismay and total embarrassment, SHE was a HE! Brrrr!
I will never forget his face as he smiled back at me. He will forever be remembered by me as the first and only man to ever give me a hard-on!
