the CLUB STORE you fools!
I had gone in to pick up a few things yesterday. While waiting at the deli counter, which is a gong show on weekends, someone came by and took my cart where I left it. Slightly annoyed I walked back to the front with my turkey and cheese and got another cart. While walking back down the main isle i noticed an older woman and younger woman who I assumed was her daughter.
Thinking hell she has a nice body, etc. I continued on. Once I got to the end I turned and saw them again....butt....this time I noticed it was my aunt(by marriage) and one of her nieces's from her side of the family. I said hi, I was slightly blushing...and then continued my shopping.
When I got home I told my wife the story...her response...."that is awesome!". She thought my aunt might get a kick out of it...but having my uncle find out or their kids that I was checking out her ass in the store....yea...might not go over so well.