Hopefully not...but I walked into my local chain hardware store about 5 years ago and saw a cute woman working there. She was probably mid 30's and very plain in dress and appearance, but there was something about her for sure. I chatted her up, invited her for coffee sometime, she accepted for that day after work.
I picked her up in the parking lot after she got out of work and we decided to go through coffee drive through and take it to a local park as the weather was nice. Normal conversation led us to asking one another a little about our situations, she explained that she was a former 'adult film actress' and started naming a few girls that she worked with. I honestly didn't believe her, or at least assumed it was some cheapo production company, etc. We had our coffee, kissed a few times, exchanged contact info, etc and I drove her back...honestly thinking she was a little nuts...(maybe stalker type?).
Went home and googled the name she gave me as her stage name(she had at least 2 that she used)...it was her alright. She only did "amateur type' movies...but sure enough...she worked with those girls, etc...and specialized in anal and oral, apparently.
My kinda girl...I emailed her and she invited me to her apartment.
I am running out of time, not meaning to be a tease, but will finish later...assuming others want to hear, that is.