We have seen a lot. We have done a lot. For reasons not important here we stopped going to church.
Of all of the places we've taken pictures I can't remember even thinking about nudie photos inside a church. I can't even remember taking any of my wife outside one. Do bars and honky tonks count?
Taking naked photos of her in cemetaries, on and near tombstones was creepy enough.
You are all gonna go to HELL. Please look for us there because we want to keep having fun.
Hell now maybe we will go to church. After all it's Sunday!
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