[mockme]

Before the ex and I were married, I took a few pics with a fun shot camera. It was a second generation poloroid camera that was a knockoff with smaller images. It came out right in the early 2000's.

These pics were the first pictures I ever got of her topless and naked.

Most of which by convincing her that I would never let anyone see them. They were poloroids for goodness sakes. No one had to see them...

Well, I got her to kind of pose for me. Topless on our jeep. Flashing with her bikini pulled to the sides. During clothing changes. Just some good vacation fun.

Well, the weekend ended. I had my pics.

Several months later, my future inlaws were going to stay at my house during our wedding and ultimate honeymoon.
I hid the pics as a last second thought. Somewhere where I knew they would never be found.

Well, I did such a good job, I never found them.

I have since been divorced and moved out of the house.

No idea where the pics are to this day.

But I'm hoping that whoever found them got a great eye full.