Ok, I have a story that kinda fits here but it's really a near-miss. It mightn't float everyone's boat, cos nothing actually happened, but it's so recent that I'm keen to share.
A month ago I went to a reunion of former staff of a place I used to work. The company is 50 years old so they invited as many people as they could back to a party in a club near the HQ. One of the fun things at the club (I presume it's there permanently) was a photo booth which was free to use. My special lady convinced me to go in to it with her and pose for some silly photos. These were all 'above board' but already I was thinking naughty thoughts.
I observed how the booth worked (decent curtain, took four pics, then spat them out on to a tray outside the machine, where you collected them). It was very quick, obviously modern computer-based printing, instead of retro film developing. No-one was paying attention to the tray, people just came out of the booth and collected their pics and walked off. The tray was also on the other side of the machine from the queue.
So, of course, I thought to myself "I'll get her back in there later and persuade her to get her boobs out"...
Unfortunately, we never did get back in there. We were so busy chatting with old colleagues that time flew by and we ended up going home. In the car (I hadn't been drinking so I just drove home), I remembered my idea and told her about it. "I totally would have, if you'd asked me!" she said. (She'd had a few at this point).
The idea actually got her exhibitionist juices going and she proceeded to pull down her dress, freeing her boobs and then kept them out all the way home. :-)
Anyway, here's the near miss. We thought nothing much more about our missed opportunity for some topless pics until a few days later when the organisers of the reunion put up every single 'set of four' pics from the photobooth onto their Facebook page! As well as printing the pics, the computer obviously stored them for later use!
Even though it never happened, the fact that she'd been totally willing to do it left her feeling some sort of irrational embarrassment!
On the other hand, I'm privately disappointed at how close I got to accidentally showing my former colleagues my wife's boobs! Also, now that we both know how these modern booths work, I'm guessing she'll never be able to let herself flash in one. :-(
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