Waiters get tips and flashes, what a great job. We were in a small Italian restaurant a few years ago and when the waiter first seated us after he left to get menus my wife commented, "quite a package he's got there, in those tight jeans I couldn't miss it."
Of course, I hadn't noticed, but when he came back to get our order my wife was holding her shoulders forward, with her low cut top he likely saw both nipples. My wife ordered an iced tea and added "please bring me a straw with that, I like straws, big straws".
He blushed bit and left, I asked my wife what she was trying to do to the poor boy, she said "I just wanted to see if I could make it grow".
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