Don't be so cynical, these things can work!
There was a Naked Paint Party in Shoreditch (London) last month which doesn't seem to have hit the radar on this site, they've been doing them in New York for a while. I was skeptical about attending for the reasons mooted above, but after scoping out the door to see who was going in, it looked promising and I took the plunge. I can confirm that it was healthily attended by women, maybe 30%, and mostly young, party-type women. Some kept their underwear on but most went at least topless at some stage in the evening, more clothes came off as the night went on.
A lot of them were happy to let you paint them if you asked, and as they got more drunk even if you didn't. Painting is of course a great excuse for touching and squeezing. All guests were provided with a paintbrush but most of the paint was applied directly by hand. And then of course once the paint ran out, you just had a nightclub full of naked drunk young women vigorously dancing around you (and occasionally falling on you) on a packed, crowded dance floor. And by "you" I of course mean "me".
It wasn't an invite-only event, anyone could have bought a ticket (there were a couple of weird characters who didn't quite "get" it), and while it was pricey for a nightclub or a party, for a beautiful young female flesh-fest it was a bargain!
Do a search for Naked Paint Party London and there are a few watermarked pictures will pop up. They do not even begin to represent the best sights of the evening! If they organise another one, wild horses would not keep me away. If the Newcastle party has even a fraction of the same atmosphere it will catch on big time.
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