I went to see the Pirate show, a bawdy number that ended with a drinking song "If all the young lasses were sturdy as anchors, I wouldn't be headed home with these wankers"
Still looking for the princess, fairy, or wench my wife was dressed as, I left the show. On the outskirts of the crowd, there was that female death shadow again, only this time two males dressed in the same garb had joined her. They waited silently as the people passed
Most glanced curiously at them, but when I passes I smiled big for the female.
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