A drunken afternoon session at my house in the summer a couple of years back - friends were leaving and it was still light at 10 pm. I went to the garage to get some tools for my pal to borrow & his wife was still gabbing on in my front doorway as i came back - telling me to be quiet! while she talked on - she was wearing a skimpy top and loose fitting chinos.
Pissed off at being told to shut up I went behind her and pulled up her top - showing her breasts to 3 couples and my wife still waiting to come out of the house to go home. As she went to cover her tits, I pulled her chinos and pants down too - so she was all exposed ! Still exposed - she chased me down to the garage (as best she could) laughing but a bit miffed at being shown to all & sundry.
As she walked back, she stopped and bent over to get a better pull up on her pants & chinos.
I don't think most women realise just how much of their lady bits are on show when they bend over!
More recently at a drinking session at his house, his wife was really smashed and the talk got a bit bawdy to say the least and somehow the subject of her lady parts came up - whereupon I commented on the size of her 'gash'. She remonstrated that i couldn't possibly know because I had never seen it. I reminded her of the above incident - but she said you were stood behind me, so you couldn't see anything (unlike those in front of her!).
She still doesn't realise what she had on show when she bent over on the way back to the door. I will tell her next time I get her on her own.
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