[ModelT-MsDollie]

THE CELL PHONE

---I wrote this after seeing another PEOPLE OF WAL-MART bunch of pictures and then seeing the real thing. MsDollie and I often stop for lunch when in town for mail and shopping. We walked into our local Huddle House restaurant for a cheap meal. Thar she was, a very large boned black woman wearing a very short micro-mini skirt and very low cut blouse. Large boned as in extremely fat! Politically correct for this picture in words.
---Sitting there at a booth, leaning on her well endowed arms, her bare ass was totally exposed as she sat there stuffin her face. Likewise well endowed were her udders, hanging nearly in one of her many platters of food. On most women I would call those things tits or boobs. But in this case udders fit the picture appropriately. Picture Black Angus!
---There was a male partner, perhaps husband, and a small child also at the table. Both well dressed and neat. They are not really part of this tale. What makes this amazing to me is the fact that tucked partially inside this ladies partly exposed pink bra was a cell phone. The exact picture I’d recently seen in the Wally World Wonders photos. This could have been the very woman of Wal-Mart person!
---Dollie and I sat and ordered our lunch. Trying not to stare, we were occasionally fascinated by the amount of food consumed by that lovely lady. I was almost hoping she’d get a phone call so I could see what would happen. But no luck. (These are the types of people who tell friends “ I cut back on what I eat. But just don’t seem to loose any weight.”) As they finished grazing o their their meals and stood at the counter to pay, we nearly lost control of containing our laughter. It ain’t proper laughin at others when they aren’t tryin to be funny!
---Butt--But our subject person of interest being watched by us was a funny sight. Her already too short skirt had not slipped back down to it’s designated position near Mrs. Fat butt’s ass cheeks. It was up to her waist exposing her bikini panties. ---(A few words must be added about those panties. Those things must have been special ordered. They were indeed cheek showin semi-crotch showin non-regulation style bikini panties. However they were of the XXXXXX large size.) To draw even more attention, this people watched female was scratchin her ass and pullin her two tight panties out of her butt crack. Picture butt crack as in small gulley or ditch!
You're nasty. You’re laughing!
---Both big black boobs were still pretty well exposed, right down to partially showing big black nipples the size of chocolate chip cookies. Even the black bumps upon them looked like chocolate chips. In the typical redneck style many execute down here, Mr. People Watched had to run out to the fancy late model Lincoln for some money. Seems as though several credit cards were not worth the plastic they were made of. This gave the employees and others eating in the diner time to admire and enjoy the beauty of our Wally World wonder.
---This only proves to us that those wonderful Persons of Wal-Mart are real live people and they can be spotted in other places. Kinda makes us proud to be Americans. And some of you wonder why we are people watchers! Like goin to the zoo without leavin town.
-------------------Please don't look at these stories as indorsements for those Big Box stores. This is NOT Spam.
----And I am not purposely picking on any race, sex, or religeous group. If you're gonna look like a clown people are going to follow you to the circus!