[ModelT-MsDollie]

People Watching #2 PEOPLE WATCHING--POLITICALLY INCORRECT BUT TRUE.


---Holly crappola. I didn't realize this is another non sex type story. Maybe people watching hasn't been so productive for me. Since you're here read it anyway.
I’m sure by now ya all know what the BIG BOX store is. There seems to be one in most every city, sometimes several different brands. Here I am back at the Big Box in own small southern town, sittin in the pick up truck while MsDollie buys all the important things we need to survive another few days.
--- I see her load up the truck with bag after bag of food, toilet paper, and paper towels. But whenever I’m sitting around doing important stuff on the computer, mentioning I’m hungry, she says we have nothing I’d like. Makes me think I should be helping her shop. But whenever I pick up a package of meat or a can of veggies, I put it back, sayin I ain’t paying that much for this crap! And for some reason she always says "go out and sit in the truck!"
---So, once again, I’m listening to country music and people watching. It’s warmed up so there is a lot of femine flesh exposed for me to ogle. And ogle I do. I am pleased when I spot a few cute young things in low tops, displaying ample cleavage just for me. There went a few more in Daisy Duke type short shorts. Kinda makes me forget about the latest country oldie playin on the radio. But, those cutie pies are few and far between. Seems we have more ladies around here who are well endowed with big bellies and middles, thunder thighs and fat butts, than the few slim and slender gals.
--- Here comes one now. I will try to be gentle, but honest. I’m almost sure it’s a woman. Because she’s too damned ugly to be a man! Wearing bib overhaul shorts, a low cut tankie top, her black bra straps hangin down her shoulders, truly a Woman of Wal-Mart. One of her large melon sized titties occasionally rollin out from the side of her low top and her bibbles. Almost forgot, the cutest lookin huntin boots I’ve seen in a long time. Those bib overall shorts came down to just about some of her knees.
---Trying to remain gentle, like I wrote, I’m guess-in she’d dress out around 325#, give or take 25#. She’s one of those carry over make-up queens from the 50’s, altho she doesn’t appear much over 25! Bright red lipstick applied by Crusty the Clown and that pink powdery stuff liberally applied to both cheeks with a mop. Real sexy, I must admit. Sorta reminded me of Mimi on the old Drew Cary TV show.
---But the outstanding part, among other outstanding body parts, was her kinky, curly black hair all the way down her back. Nearly out done by the lavish amounts under her armpits. You are seeing quite a beautiful picture about now. Personally I love long haired ladies. But, since she was bald on top, it wasn’t as pretty a site as you picture here.
---You may think I am exaggerating a bit. You may think this story is over. I am an equal opportunity people watcher. This doll was draggin, physically draggin, two snot nosed toddlers along side. Being the well educated mother she appeared to be, she was instructing them on their behavier while walking into the store and what she expected after they got inside. Mother redneck must have had a drunken Sailor for a father. Because she sure knew how to talk the talk to those little ones! Kinda makes me understand why they grow up callin everyone M%@+#ers and such!
--- The kids were dressed a bit more conservatively, and since they were minors, I will let it be. But, this time there was actually a daddy, making this a real family. I’m sort of assuming this dude was their daddy, neighbor, lover, or at least a good friend. Because he was rubbin his mate’s butt and slappin it as they waddled into the Box store. Again, I may be a bit off.
---This guy, who I will call String Bean, sort of sauntered in with long strides. I don’t know how many of ya remember Abbot and Costello, the comedy act of many years ago. But if you do remember, you have an idea of how these two looked walking across the parking lot. Her 5’…in all directions. Stringbean 6’ 11” and maybe 125# soakin wet. Stringbean also had bib overhauls and no shirt. Couldn’t see his feet because the pants drug the pavement. But his straw hat looked mighty dressy for shoppin in that exclusive Box store.
And then they were gone, into the store. Perhaps headed for the clothing department for a new wardrobe. Don’t be angry I only tell it the way I see it….!