CAUGHT IN IOWA
It happened in Iowa
-----We were camping for a week's vacation in South Central Iowa in a large State Park, as we had many times. MsDollie and I were getting away more often without the three rugrats so we could dress and play as we wanted. I was there to fish. But often we swam and sunbathed too.
---We knew of a few secluded camp sites and places to sunbath naked around this big man made lake created from Ra- dam. No, I'm not saying where this dam was in south central Iowa. It was at one of those remote campsites we decided to take it all off and spend the afternoon cooking on the grill, sunbathing, and wandering around close to the camper and a small cove of the large lake. The Park Ranger knew we wore skimpy bikinis and also knew we lay around in remote areas sunbathing naked. He was okay with this as long as we did it without complaints or around kids. Yes, this was already part of our personal rules from long ago. Found out being polite and following rules, rules can be bent.
---In this particular secluded loop, as well as many other sections of the large campground and lake, very few others were camping, fishing, or even there. We were usually warned with tires on gravel and other sounds in ample time if someone drove up. I was cooking some sort of dead meat on the grill. Dollie was baking tatters and corn-on-the-cob in foil in a hole in the ground covered with hot coals, We had been laying in lawn chairs sunbathing in our birthday suits. Life was good.
---For some reason we decided to walk down to the cove nearby and follow the tree lined bank around a corner. We'd been gone too long, considering steaks were on the grill. Still don't know how it happened without us hearing. There, next to our RV, was a truck with RV camper mounted on back. Two old men were outside it hooking up water and electric. What would you do? What would we do? There were no Fig leaves handy... Or any large leaves of any kind. We were in Iowa and there were not even any corn leaves around. Knowing the meat would soon be in flames and our new neighbors would notice, I yelled out to them from behind some bushes that we were nude and needed to get back to our RV next to theirs.
---The two horney old men were also kinky and ornery. Their answers were something like "go for it." We did! Being a gentleman, I suppose I could have gone to the RV and gotten Dollie something to put on. But I am not a gentleman and we never considered this option. Hell, we were already exhibitionists, and opportunty called. I'm not even sure if those two old dudes noticed me. But they sure noticed Dollie and her sunburned bouncing boobs as we hurried back to rescue what was left of our lunch. The meat on the grill was well done but edable. The potatos and corn scorched and not so appitizing. Dollie and I put on something to cover ourselves and introductions were soon made.
---Still have no idea why anyone would park an RV, especially an easy to move truck camper, right next to our RV when there were literally acres of vacant camp sites around this campground. But it happened before, and it happened after that. It is our opinion that humans, like some other animals, feel safer in groups. After a few laughs, appologies from us, and nice compliments from our new neighbors, we shared our lunch. The two men supplied the beer and side dishes to replace our blackened tatters and corn. As we ate, they kept begging Dollie to take her clothes off again. Don't remember what either of us had put on. But, as a gracious hostess, Dollie did remove her top for the rest of that day. As I remember, she became very sunburned.
---Again our new friends to the rescue. One old dude went inside their truck camper, returning with a bottle of sunblock. Asking permission, they both put it on Dollie's tittie's, spending way longer than necessary. Well, it is a GOT CAUGHT story, even though it turned out as another tittie playing game. Again, I remind you, games are easy to play if dressed---or undressed--properly.
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