WHOOPSIE WE GOT LUCKY !
A Dream Come True !
--- Got caught by the Police for takin booby pictures of MsDollie in public parking lot and what do we get? Two free invitations to the upcoming Saturday’s open house at the nearby PLAYBOY MANSION! Holey Shit!
I called the number asking us to confirm being there. I was told to wear what we wore when we received the passes. How did they know? Okay, sounds kinky. We talked about the weekend for two more days. Dollie was fine with wearing a tiny bikini. But, I wore jeans and a T-shirt. More of my formal attire! Drove up the long drive, stopping behind a Jaguar and a Mercedes at the large iron gate. Us in a 1965 Mustang fastback! As people were checked in by two guards, the gate opened, then closed for each vehicle. As I stopped next a security guard walked up on each side of our little Mustang. What a weird feeling, after those fancy cars entered, and more were behind us. Cadillac’s, Rolls Royce’s, maybe a cheap Buick or two.
The guards knelt down and stuck their heads into the window on each side. The young guys face nearly in Dollie’s boobs! As I handed the two passes to the guard, he said “Mr. S---, I don’t need those. Drive right in and park behind the others.” HUH? The other security guard told Dollie “after you enter the gates, feel free to remove your top…or bottom.“ We got out and someone parked our car.
A large lawn with fountains, pool with waterfall, flowers and ornamental shrubbery everywhere. Just like in the magazine pictures of the past. Almost immediately my eyes burned and I nearly got dizzy, trying to look in every direction at once. Everyplace I looked, there were Playboy Bunnies, half wearing very tiny bikinis, others topless. There were other guests and celebrities. Not being a movie buff, I didn’t know one from the other.
--- We were greeted by beautiful women and couples who seemed to appear from behind the bushes. Again, nearly half the women were large busted and topless. None totally nude that I remember. Most of the men looked like they were dressed for a wedding. Photographers were taking pictures nonstop.
---Someone suggested Dollie remove her top. Sure, she did! I didn’t even bring a camera. For at least a year later, I looked at Playboy for pictures of Dollie. Never saw one. We aren‘t drinkers, but we ate our share of things I‘d never seen before. Then, we saw Heff! I could lie and say we met. But this isn’t a fairy tale. I’m cleanin out our closet. So it’s truth or nothing. Hugh Hefner was walking our way and waved to us…Dollie I think!….. A beautiful blonde playmate on each side. Heff was within 20-25 feet of us, then someone called his name and he turned, walking into the crowd.
Still, we were at the mansion. We saw many Playmates and other beautiful and topless women. And we saw Hugh Hefner!!!! All that was left was to buy one of those mansions on the other side of Lake Geneva!
---Yea, right! Like I wrote…..we got caught baring Dollie’s titties and see where it got us!!!! Kinda made us want to show her boobies in another town. But I heard jails are cold and unfriendly.
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