Whoopsie We Got Caught----- All new Series.
If you played kinky games, even only flashed boobys, and never got caught, you weren't daring enough, or didn't play often enough.
-----------Got Kicked Out!
---We were caught playing tittie games, flashing and takin pictures, only a few times. Some were Cops who seemed to arrive out of thin air, and a few Park or Beach Rangers. Each was understanding and fun loving. We got off with a warning or a “be careful next time.”
We even got some tittie showin pictures with MsDollie posing beside some Cops and Rangers. But----we did get caught and run out of a S**** P*** camp ground once . I will write about this event, later maybe hit on the warnings from other Cops and Rangers.
This one time, it wasn’t even our fault that it happened. 
---We were at a S---P--k up in a northern State. It was after 1994 and we were retired living in Florida at this time. We had been taking a lot of sexy pictures and Dollie wore very revealing clothing the entire vacation. At this time, she had on a very tiny bikini top. Many sizes too small. On bottom she wore a blue-jean style micro-mini skirt……Nothing more.
---I wore very short shorts. Having a very large barbell in my foreskin, it sometimes hung partially below the leg of my shorts. In crowds, I was careful to pull shorts down farther and sort of tuck the barbell up. Ya didn’t know this shit did ya? We were used to dressing like this because we’d been flashin and taking pictures everywhere we went for over two weeks, camping and site seeing. This included small towns, bars, museums, marinas, beaches, etc.
---We were taking one of several daily walks through the large campground, visiting campers and acting ornery. Our RV was in a separate tiny loop. As women and dogs do, they stop at every fire hydrant…. or restroom.
There was a large shower house-restroom with a bunch of canteen machines under a central shelter. About half way through our walk, Dollie went inside to do her pee thing. I stood leaning on a soda machine to hold it up. A girl, 20 something…we were in mid 50’s…walked toward me smiling. I just happened to notice she wore a very low-cut loose fitting blouse and hot-pants.
--- Lulu, I’ll call her, walked up to the soda machine I was guarding. Politely I stepped away. But not far. Lulu put her coins in the machine and a soda slid out. As she bent over to take it from the dispenser, a boob slipped out. Couldn’t help but notice the round gold piercing ring in her nipple. She smiled and as she raised up, she put her nice medium sized well shaped breast back in her blouse. Again, she put her money in the machine. This time it jammed or something. As Lulu messed with the coin dispenser and worked to get her money back, both titties popped out. Two pretty boobs with a small gold ring in each nipple. Lulu knew I was staring…even as much as I tried not to be obvious! As Lulu finally got the second can of soda, I spoke up. I told her my wife has nipple barbells over small nipple shields.
---We both love seeing people’s piercings. Without blushing, Lulu whipped both boobies out again and gave me a close-up view. Lulu immediately told me she also has a clit ring and her boyfriend has a ring on his Penis. Like, let me see your clit ring, I’m thinking! About then Dollie came out of the restroom, smiling. She said her and another woman could hear everything we said. Most women would get jealous at times like these. Not my Dollie!
--- Little Lulu still didn’t miss a lick. She asked Dollie to show her the nipple barbells, belly button, and clit ring. First, too make this clear, Dollie doesn’t have a clit ring. She pierced one Pussy lip and she hangs a belly button dangle there when out having fun. Other times she wears a small ring. Never did pierce the other lip. Too painful she says! So, here we stood, right in open. Yet no one else was around. Lulu showed us her Pussy ring and her nipple rings. All small gold rings. Then, with Lulu begging, Dollie whipped out her boobs, then lifted her skirt and spread her legs, so Lulu could inspect the jewelry. For some reason, most people seem to have to feel Dollie’s rings, including jiggling and tugging on the c*nt lip dangly!
--- I figured show and tell was over and started to walk away. Lulu said she hasn’t seen this large barbell yet. I explained that I am not circumcised and it is through a hole in the foreskin. At that time she said her boyfriend had no foreskin, being clipped. His small ring is in the skin on top of his Prick, near the end. Now Lulu was determined to see my tool and jewelry! I have always been nervous about this. Not the showing part. But doing it without getting in trouble. As I had told other gals, I told Lulu, it’s just right near the edge of my shorts. No underwear. If you want to see it, you will have to pull it out yourself.
---I no sooner said it when Lulu did it! Again, why do they always have to feel and tug? With one hand Lulu held my cock. The other she wiggled and pulled gently on the large barbell. Dollie and I both mentioned we were told this is the largest made. Lulu agreed calling it a 000 I believe. The shear weight of it hanging from my foreskin has stretched it over an inch and made it necessary to add a stainless washer at the ball tips on each end.
--- Lulu asked us to stop sometime at their tent and visit her and her boyfriend. He’d like to see all our piercings. We never did stop. Figured if they wanted to check us out they’d stop at our RV. This was a kinky surprise and we talked about it several times that week.
---Almost a week passed. We were leaving next morning. Two Park Rangers in a pick-up stopped as we were picking up things like grill and patio lights we wouldn’t need. They told us they heard we had exposed ourselves to a young lady camper. When I attempted to explain, they told us it didn’t matter, we did wrong and asked us to leave immediately. Man, we were tired. But didn’t argue. We both knew what could happen. Dollie and I packed up, hooked up the truck to the RV and got the hell out of there. Pissed! Apparently the boyfriend got jealous and reported us, not giving the entire story. Didn't know if Lulu and boyfriend had to leave too. Drove about 50 miles and pulled into truck stop for the nite.
---Yes, we got in trouble….Once. Once in over 53 years! We don’t count the little warnings because those mostly ended up with happy ending.
I really swept our closet clean on this one. But it isn’t always about Dollie
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