[barackosama]

Got up late one morning, went downstairs into the lounge, I was totally naked, nothing new there as you cannot see into the house from the road. I was messing around doing mundane stuff when I suddenly saw a figure walking past the front window, I didn’t know who it was but it was definitely female and I didn’t know if they had seen me or not, I was facing towards the window so if they had looked they would have got a good view.

No sooner had the figure walked past the window then the front door bell rang. As I didn’t know who it was I thought I had better cover up, so I quickly went to the downstairs bathroom and put the wife’s robe on, it didn’t fit too well and there was no belt I answered the door holding the robe together with one hand. It was a delivery woman with a parcel and she said “sorry to have caught you at an inconvenient time, but I need a signature for this parcel.”

I thought to myself I’m going to find out if she saw me naked, so I said “Can you put the parcel down just here” I pointed just inside the door where she could put it down without having to come inside the house, “It’s just I can’t use two hands otherwise the robe will come open, although you probably saw me naked through the window.” She replied “Yes I did, sorry.” She placed the parcel where I had told her to. As she was doing this I said “Sorry about that, I wasn't expecting anyone otherwise I’d have put some clothes on.” Having placed the parcel she looked at me and said “Not your fault these things happen.”

She now went to hand me her electronic pad and pen to sign for the parcel. I now said “You had better hold the pad otherwise you will get a second look at things.” She smiled at me and said “I think once is enough for today.” She gave me pen, held the pad, I signed and gave her the pen back. With that she went and I closed the door.