"There is no excuse for raising a girl like that, was her father a eunuch? You really should have used a glass turkey baster instead of plastic, I think it leached chemicals."
"First of all quit referring to my son as a girl, and secondly I called for him to tell your daughter he was sorry and wanted her to come back. He's a wreck."
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