ring ...ring...
Not my phone, not the home phone, Ah the girl cubs phone.
"Hello"
"Hello, I was trying to reach girl cub."
"who is calling please."
"tickle dicks mother."
"ah, a fine daughter you raised there, we are rather fond of her."
"excuse me?"
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