As I pressed the key into his hand he looked up and said "No hard feelings, it just did not work out."
"You little piss bucket." I smiled at him "If I ever see you again, which I probably will because I have a daughter blinded by love, I am going to take you out in the woods and skull fuck you till you scream. I have friends tha will do much worse with just one call. Don't think you pride can over run your ass boy, I play in a different league than you ever could..so stay here and lock your door. If you ever show up at my house you are fair game."
I made sure to smile and shake his hand while doing that, but the wife knew too well and the lecture was on for the next two hours.
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