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Now standing on the coffee table she turned away from me, lifted the back of the gown and showed me the seams of her stockings, they ran up the back of her legs like arrows to heaven.
"Did I get my seams strait?"
"Oh Yeah!" I responded.
Translated from buzz talk means "Why your legs look like a vision from any mans adolescent dream. Please see my previous statement and keep in mind my intentions are not completely honorable"