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Old 04-28-2014, 09:52 PM
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Default Our Excuses

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Originally Posted by jacksonhole View Post
These are all things I have heard a woman say to convince herself to do whatever crazy thing she can't believe she is about to do...ie flash her tits, skinny-dip, play strip poker, get naked in hot tub. That last rationalization that gets her over the top and into a real-life ENF situation.

None of these work all the time, its not that kind of list. But I've heard all of these said as the final reason to do whatever.


10. He/she/they have already seen my tits/ass/pussy. - this is a good one if you like to see your wife show off to your friends. it is a great all-purpose rationalization and can be used over and over again. if used too much, it will backfire. I don't know why this works, but I have seen it a lot.Works for my wife

9. We're on vacation. - obviously this is a week-long catch-all excuse for just about anything.This one we've both used a lot

8. I saw Paul's wife's tits, so now you have to show Paul your tits. - this made perfect sense to her and she pulled up her shirt and bra immediately.Sometimes this worked

7. A dare's a dare. -Over the years I've dared her many times. Usually works. have many great stories from that one.

6. I wouldn't do this with anybody but you guys. - heard from multiple different people, usually close friends, usually Yep her and i have used this onerelated to strip poker

5. They're just boobs. - you're about to see her boobsHer and I use this too. After all it's true.

4. It's his birthday, and he loves my boobs. - Again weve both used this excuse.One year we did a video conference with him, my wife was topless with a post-it note on each boob, Happy and Birthday. After a few minutes she peeled off the post-its and kept talking for 20 minutes with her boobs well-lit and in the picture. The next year was better.

3. I'm wearing cute underwear. - I will at least show you my underwear.For my wife it's usually "I'm not wearing any underwear."

2. Nobody knows me here. -Again works on vacations. this is the opposite of #6.

1. I can't believe I am doing this. - Rarely say this because it's usually normal. the ENF anthem!
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