[jacksonhole]

The first time I experienced road head was after my wife and I had been dating for about a year. We were driving up to Wisconsin to visit a good friend and stay at his house for the weekend.

My wife was very sexually adventuresome in the bedroom, but very straight laced outside of it back in those days. So I was shocked when out of nowhere she leans over, unbuttons my pants and starts to get into an unmistakeable kneeling on her seat position. She gave me a fantastic soft-mouth blow job and I didn't last long.

I did however last long enough that I missed the exit and the following one and was lost. This was 25 years ago, before everyone had a cell phone with GPS, so it took us a while to figure out where we were and how to get where we were going.

When we arrived about an hour late, our friend asked us if we had missed the exit. I said "yes, I was kind of distracted at the time" without really thinking about how clearly I was saying what just happened. My friend's eyebrows shot up and he said, "Really? Way to go." My GF (now wife) was standing right next to me and she blushed a little but totally owned it. Our friend ended up High-Fiving both of us and we all cracked up.