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Originally Posted by osreb
The law of Coeur d'Alene, in Idaho, to save people the embarrassment of being caught in the act, prohibits police officers from approaching any vehicle parked immediately if they suspect that passengers are being intimate.
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Reminds me of a funny joke. A guy is going home late one night through the park when a woman pops out of the bushes and says,
"Do you want a good time for only a tenner?"
The price is dead cheap so they go off into the bushes together. Just before they're finished a policeman shines his torch on the couple and says,
"What the hell do you two think you're doing?"
The guy replies,
"What does it look like? I'm fucking my wife!"
"I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was your wife."
"Neither did I until you shone that bloody torch on her."