Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
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keeping a good woman happy is not being henpecked, it is investing in your future
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