Pick Up Lines that don't work
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You are the SDK in my life. I won’t compile without you.
You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
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keeping a good woman happy is not being henpecked, it is investing in your future
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