You are so old, even your memory is in black and white. 19
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. 24
Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness. 6
People like you are the reason I work out. 11
I wish you no harm, but it would have been much better if you had never lived. 9
When anorexics see you, they think they need to go on a diet. 14
Please tell me you don't home-school your kids. 21
You're stupid because you're blonde.
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