[bbgapril]

You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine. 11
You're as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. 10
The best part of you is still running down your old mans leg. 10
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror? 10
It’s too bad stupidity isn’t painful. 5
Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing. 12
You must think you're strong, but you only smell strong. 4
If your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess up your hair. 4
Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down. 7
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. 10
You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat. 6
If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose. 5
You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar. 13
I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving. 12
If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty. 6
Are your parents siblings? 21
You'll make a great first wife some day. 11
Yeah you're pretty, pretty stupid 5
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone. 9
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap. 18
Your mom must have a really loud bark! 8
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. 4
You must have a very low opinion of people if you think they are your equals. 4
For those who never forget a face, you are an exception. 9
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid! 11
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo. 6
You are so old, even your memory is in black and white. 19
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.