[bbgapril]

You act like your arrogance is a virtue. 9
100,000 sperm, you were the fastest? 15
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! 13
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole! 14
We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough. 19
If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable. 4
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? 8
If you had another brain, it would be lonely. 8
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident? 6
Your dad's condom is a bigger than your personality. 4
You're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice. 8
You are so old, you fart dust. 14
Being around you is like having a cancer of the soul. 10
You occasionally stumble over the truth, but you quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened.