[bbgapril]

You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back! 14
You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity? 15
You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away! 11
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless. 12
Your parents hated you so much you bath toys were an iron and a toaster 9
Your ambition outweighs your relevant skills. 5
It’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the 'impression' that you’re stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. 6
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative. 13
Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand. 14
So you've changed your mind, does this one work any better? 7
You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. 7
You are so old, your birth-certificate expired. 15
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too. 40
If a crackhead saw you, he'd think he needs to go on a diet. 8
Come again when you can't stay quite so long.