So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. 19
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission! 22
You look like a before picture. 16
If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse! 7
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. 24
You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate". 32
I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that? 31
Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin! 13
Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside. 14
Don't you need a license to be that ugly? 24
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live. 6
Nice tan, orange is my favorite color. 9
What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open? 6
Everyone who ever loved you was wrong. 9
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around? 13
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight. 30
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control! 10
You are so stupid, you'd trip over a cordless phone.
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