[bbgapril]

Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down 20
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head 45
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. 39
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. 72
I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying. 8
You are proof that God has a sense of humor. 68
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport! 28
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. 28
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you? 31
Shock me, say something intelligent. 21
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? 20
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma. 52
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? 22
Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby? 6