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Insults
Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously has never heard any good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

Insult Rating Votes
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. 222
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. 70
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer. 54
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. 73
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth? 90
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ. 73
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 400
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. 131
It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.