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If what you don’t know can’t hurt you, she’s invulnerable.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M.

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent.

Learn from your parents’ mistakes – use birth control!

Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Some day you will find yourself – and wish you hadn’t.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.